April 2009

Stupid Saying! Too funny!!!!

April 7, 2009 by Trence Giles   Comments (0)

Now, I love the people who I hang around with but sommof yaw can say some dumb things.  These are some things I hear people say. Now for privacy purposes the names of the people who said these things will remain anonymous. (LOL!!) Yes, folks, people actually said these things and they were VERY serious and I was laughing VERY hard. They are as follows......
1. "Ok...ok..Def Comedy Jam. Is that a comedy show for deaf people?"
2. (Remember she is in the living room) She hears something and says "Is that my cell phone ringing?" "Yes, it is." She gets up and grabs her purse, reaches in for the phone but couldn't find it. Then she says, "Did I leave in the car?"
3. "I didn't know that pillows were two-sided."  
4.  "Are you as older as you are?
5.  I said....uhm uhm...someone... said at Ruby Tuesdays "Can I get some advertisers before I order?" (Be quiet, I was tired!!)
6.  My aunt said (I have 12 aunts, I can't tell you which one) "Yaw gon' have to speak slow because I'm deaf in one ear and can't hear out of the otha."
If you hear me....uhm uhm...someone saying stupids things, feel free to post a reply. More to come...trust me on this one.
Here it is! More stupid sayings.
7. "Ike Turner has never been dead." (Which is a good thing, right?)
It is April 3, 2009 and it's time for more stupids sayings......or shall we say things that people say without thinking..... Here's more.
All of the following sayings came a very close friend of mine who was a youth gathering and these are some of the things they said.
1. "I tried stand-up comedy but everybody laughed at me."
2. (This is my favorite!) "I'm not racist. I have a color TV." (And let church say.....WOW!!!)
3. "Dude, you can't READ that? You're seriously deaf!"
4. "2 sets of twins? I can't believe someone would want 6 kids!"
As I mentioned earlier, if you know some stupids sayings.....I'm sorry......things that people say without thinking, feel free to post them. This is for laughter, which does the heart good, not to insult other people, so please no names. Thancha!!!!!